Taken by the simple ditty, James fetched his own ukelele and John taught him the song so they could duet over the laggy connection, then James had to run out to go to a gig but not before John aggressively promoted Ukepedia at him.

Today, this arrived in our inbox and James was crowned as the latest star in the Ukeverse. It’s not a short article; it’s not abridged; it’s 8 minutes 16 seconds long. James is AWESOME.

(Yes, it’s on a guitar but we don’t mind.)

• The Fozzie Bear article on Wikipedia

UPDATE: Mike Nolan broadcast the performance live over Qik! The recording is here, and includes the whole talk by the looks of it.

I’m sure it will come as no surprise that Wikipedia has an article on the Ukelele. What may come as a surprise however is that Rob is twice the size of normal humans and is playing a regular guitar in the video.

Rob appears courtesy of West Yorkshire’s one-time second-best three-piece acoustic folk-country-scifi-gospel fusion band The Gillroyd Parade.

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The ukulele
from Hawaiian
ʻukulele’
variantly spelled
ukelele
(particularly in the UK),
or alternatively abbreviated uke,
is a chordophone classified as a plucked lute,
it is a subset of the guitar family of instruments, generally with four strings or four courses of strings.

Tone and volume of the instrument vary with size and construction.
Ukuleles
come in four sizes, Soprano, Concert, Tenor, and Baritone.

Ukulele
varieties include hybrid instruments such as the banjo
ukulele
harp
ukulele
and lap steel
ukulele.

There is an electrically amplified version, the electric
ukulele
The resonator
ukulele is louder and of different tone quality than traditional wooden
ukuleles
producing sound by one or more spun aluminium cones (resonators) instead of the wooden soundboard. Another unique variant is the Tahitian
ukulele
which is usually carved from a single piece of wood and does not have a hollow soundbox.

See also
List of ukulele manufacturers
List of ukulele musicians
This to be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
ukulele

Lyrics are licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License.

Big, big thanks to Blindingham for his submissions. If we ever work out where the Chiltern Gateway Centre is, I will send him a Bedfordshire Clanger for his efforts ;)

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Cortinarius ponderosus
also known as the Ponderous Cortinarius
is a basidiomycete mushroom of the genus Cortinarius.

It is very large
and due to its thick stem
it can be mistaken for Boletus edulis.

This mushroom is one of the largest mushrooms in the genus Cortinarius,
with a convex cap
that ranges from 8 to 38 cm across
and becomes plane in age.

It often has an olive metallic tinge,
and the surface is viscid,
often with small rusty brown scales.

The margin is ocher
and remains inrolled until the mushroom is fully mature.
The flesh of the mushroom is white, thick and firm.
The gills are rusty brown, adnate and slightly decurrent.
The stalk is thick and bulbous at the base.

It has a slimy yellow universal veil,
and the cortina leaves a rusty brown hairy area on the upper stalk.

(That’ll do.)

(Bulbous at the base
Bleugh sod, I’m so close
F!
That was the chord I was after at that point.
Or D Minor.
[That was the effing chord]
D Minor, that’s what I meant.)

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The wonderful Blindingham again, this time singing the article on Unterseeboot 5.

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(Unterseeboot 5
I don’t know how to say ‘five’ in German)

Unterseeboot 5 or U-5 has been the name
of several German submarines or U-boats
during the First World War,
the Second World War and
in the post-war Bundesmarine
(now Deutsche Marine)

Unterseeboot 5 (1910)
was a German submarine built in 1910 for service in the Kaiserliche Marine.
She spent the First World War as a training boat
and was sunk in 1914 in an accident.

During the First World War, Germany also possessed the submarines:
Unterseeboot B-5, built in 1915 and stricken in 1919.
Unterseeboot C-5, built in 1915 and scuttled in 1916.
The Austro-Hungarian Navy also possessed a Unterseeboot V.

Unterseeboot 5 (1935)
was a Kriegsmarine submarine built in 1935
and sunk in 1943 during the Second World War.

Unterseeboot 5 (S184)
was a Type 205 submarine of the Bundesmarine,
built in 1963, and scrapped in Nineteen Seventy Fooooouurr.

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First up, the Bedfordshire Clanger “which is, disappointingly, a kind of pasty, and not a small knitted moon dweller. Ah well.”.

Meat and jam in one handy pasty parcel?! Très merveilleux!

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The Bedfordshire Clanger
is a traditional dish from the county of the same name.
It is an elongated suet crust dumpling
still available at some bakers
and served at some hotels
and local places of interest,
such as the Chiltern Gateway Centre on Dunstable Downs.

It has meat filling at one end and a jam filling at the other,
comprising main course and dessert in one item.

Traditionally, it was made by women
for their menfolk to take to their agricultural work as a midday meal.

See also pasty

(What is the Chiltern Gateway Centre
It doesn’t even have a link
But it assures me I can find one there. Um.)

Lyrics are licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License.

The star that is Nick Douglas has recorded a lovely little number for us: the List of WXW Hardcore Champions.

Splendid, just splendid.

(Also check out Nick singing/uking Twitter – which is, funny enough, how Ukepedia started off too ;) )

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This is a chronological list of WXW Hardcore Champions.
Billy Owens
Afa, Jr.
Lucifer Grimm
Moondog Wenzel
Nicky Ice
Tommy Suede
Nicky Ice
Latin Xplosion
Lucifer Grimm
The Mad Russian
Malachi
Eric Cobain
Malachi
Kid Inferno
Malachi
Afa, Jr.
Sugaa
Afa, Jr.
Sugaa
Malachi
Sugaa
Crazy Ivan
Jaaaaayson

Lyrics are licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License.
Nick’s performance is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License Version 3.

Dave Smalley videoed the shenanigans, including John’s intro about the confusing licensing situation.

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Apoderoceras
is an extinct genus of
cephalopod
belonging to the Ammonite subclass.

This Ammonite-related article is a stub,
You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Lyrics are licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License
Anon’s performance is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License Version 3.

John singing about “Otitis Media”

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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Otitis_media&oldid=230125264

Otitis media is inflammation of the middle ear,
or middle ear infection.
The word otitis is Latin and it means “inflammation of the ear”,
and media means middle.

Otitis media occurs in the area between
the ear drum and the inner ear,
including a duct known as the Eustachian tube.
It is one of the two categories of ear inflammation
that can underly what is commonly called an earache,
the other being otitis externa.

Otitis media is very common in childhood,
with the average toddler having two to three episodes a year,
almost always accompanied by a viral upper respiratory infection (URI)

The rhinoviruses that cause the common cold
infect the Eustachian tube that goes from the back of the nose
to the middle ear, causing swelling
and compromise of pressure equalization,
which is the normal function of the tube.

In general, the more severe and prolonged
the compromise of Eustachian tube function,
the more severe the consequences are
to the middle ear and its delicate structures.

If a person is born with poor Eustachian tube function,
this greatly increases the likelihood of more frequent
and severe episodes of otitis media.

Otitis media is much more common in this group of people,
who often have a family history of middle ear disease.

This article needs additional citations for verification.

This article or section is in need of attention from an expert on the subject.

Chords

C C7 F G

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John’s performance is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License Version 3.